The Mens Room

Here are things that piss me off in the mens room:

• Talking on cell phones, especially while in the stall
• People afraid to urinate at the urinal and use the toilet instead - worse when they leave the stall door open
• People that, given an entire row of empty urinals, chose the one next to yours
• People that can't urinate unless they keep flushing the urinal
  
• People that make a show of excessive shaking, tugging, and groaning upon completion
  
• People who drop pants and even worse, underwear, to the floor at the urinal
  
• People that stand and have a lengthy conversation after the business is finished
• People who leave the stall and don't wash their hands
  
• People who leave the door knob wet when they leave