Friday, November 14, 2008

The Mens Room

Here are things that piss me off in the mens room:
  • Talking on cell phones, especially while in the stall
  • People afraid to urinate at the urinal and use the toilet instead - worse when they leave the stall door open
  • People that, given an entire row of empty urinals, chose the one next to yours
  • People that can't urinate unless they keep flushing the urinal
  • People that make a show of excessive shaking, tugging, and groaning upon completion
  • People who drop pants and even worse, underwear, to the floor at the urinal
  • People that stand and have a lengthy conversation after the business is finished
  • People who leave the stall and don't wash their hands
  • People who leave the door knob wet when they leave

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